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Joke of the Day

"INTERVIEWER: thank u, those are all my questions. do u hav any questions for us ME: yes...why do i want this job INTERVIEWER: [starts sweatig]"

"Dark humour is like food not everybody gets it."

"We're adults. It's bad enough we selfie. Don't make it worse with the surprise face selfie"

"A man walks into the bedroom holding a sheep, And says, I just wanted to show you the pig I was fucking. His wife says that's not a pig, and he responds I know I was talking to the sheep."

"The poor wish to be rich, the rich wish to be happy, the single wish to be married, and the married wish to be dead."

"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit but it wouldn't matter."

"Joke from my cousin Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"

"Why do all polish names end in SKI ? They can't spell TOBOGGAN !"

"What do native American and modern day American society have in common? Navaho lot."

"Thanks to this huge spider web I just walked into, we can now add the neighbors to the list of people that have seen me naked."