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Joke of the Day
"Why do all polish names end in SKI ? They can't spell TOBOGGAN !"
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"I love the smell of a camp fire. It reminds me of the night we kille.... .....I just love smell of campfires."
"I see your sister's sick burn and raise you mine. ""If you're gonna be a dick, wear a condom over your head."" She's 9."
"Why is it a bad idea to date a girl from the leper colony ? Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out."
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb. Two. One to hold the light bulb and the other to hold the penis. I mean mother. Shit, I mean ladder."
"Awful pick up line Are you my big toe? Because i want to bang you on every piece of furniture."
"Fine wine I like my women like I like my wine, 9 years old and in my basement"
"Why do old men prefer golf more than sex? The fewer the strokes the better you are at it ;)"
"Woman to friend at store: We can get shrimp for people who don't eat meat! Me: don't forget the cheese for the lactose intolerant people!"
"Its a joke not a d*ck, don't take it to hard."