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Joke of the Day

"Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !"

"My dad asked me if I wanted to join an acapella group in college I told him I was straight."

"I just realized the reason old people seem so angry is because we've ruined everything."

"How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? Idk, its too dark to tell them apart."

"If Microsoft built cars you would need to restart your car then it would perform illegal operations and crash."

"I gave 3 berries to my friend in a trail and got shot immediately... The sign never said they would shoot for trespassing!"

"If Edward Snowden worked at a grocery market.. *Loudspeaker* Paging Mr. Edward Snowden, Mr. Ed Snowden Constitutional breech on isle 1 & 4 Will Mr. Snowden please inform the public accordingly"

"What's a poor person favorite meal? Sleep."

"What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime? Small medium at large."

"I can build things out of wood. Canoe?"