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Joke of the Day
"Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ? Because they kept droning on and on !"
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"When I die I want written on my tombstone ""Finally Offline""."
"I date men whom have their life paths laid out firmly and don't waver. Yes, their paths are Psycho and Socio, but consistency is admirable."
"They always say to follow your gut, that's why this is my 11th trip to the fridge for another beer."
"Everyone is freaking out because I brought my own gavel to court, no one knows if I'm allowed to do this, the judge is crying"
"I bet the first person that heard a parrot talk really lost their shit."
"How do you fit 10 lbs of shit into a 5 lb sack? The same way you take the F out of 'way'"
"I got arrested for punching this guy at a new years eve party..... when you here an Arab counting down from ten your instincts kick in."
"As a cop, I can't play PokemonGo... So I play Pokemon blacks: Gotta catch Jamal."
"I love whiteboards They're remarkable."