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Joke of the Day
"TIL that ""Call of Duty"" has a different name in the Middle-East They call it ""The Sims"""
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"What's green and smells of pork? Kermit's cock"
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"GIRL: would you like to go out for dinner sometime? ME:*nervously looks around* MY MUM: *appearing from nearby bush* he only eats lunchables"
"I am not the same person at 8am and 8pm."
"What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman? Snowballs"
"How can you tell your girlfriend is getting to fat? She can wear your wife's clothes."
"Guys, I love this subreddit, but we shouldn't joke about people dying... It's a very grave subject."
"Last day of school for my kids. For the next ten weeks, I can stop pretending math is important."