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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the gay turtle? Finally came out of it's shell."

"Give a pilgrim some corn... He eats for a day, teach a pilgrim to grow corn... He kills your people and takes your land."

"How do the Chinese come up with names for their kids? They throw a tin can down the stairs."

"Atheists swear they not going to hell just cuz they don't believe in it. nigga I don't believe in having a job but I still go to work"

"If you weren't supposed to eat 15 Oreos in one sitting, they wouldn't package them in rows of 15."

"Four men on a boat had five cigarettes but no lighter. How did they light their cigarettes? One man threw a cigarette overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter."

"What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."

"Why There is No Readhead in Hell ? God does not punish twice."

"Why was the Dark Age dark? Because there were too many knights...."

"They say money doesn't grow on trees But my cousin planted a few bushes with a funny smell in his wardrobe and is now making 4k a week"