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Joke of the Day
"Are kids that are born in a whorehouse called Brothel Sprouts?"
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"Girl, are you Sodium Hydroxide? cause you basic."
"What do two rednecks say to each other after a break up? Let's go back to being cousins."
"silly joke If you think, what you better than other people, your ass must be ready for big problems"
"[THIS IS A REQUEST; DO NOT UPVOTE] Does anyone have a joke where the audience of the joke says the punchline? If this isn't the right place for this, kindly redirect me."
"Why did the farmer's house catch on fire? He left his home on the range."
"Let's take a moment and remember the tragedy the Norwegians have suffered... they will never get to see Amy Winehouse live."
"Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment."
"My 1 year old doesn't laugh when I fart. I can only hope his sense of humor grows more sophisticated with time..."
"What do you call gay sex between the founder of Scientology and a Native American? The Indian in the Hubbard."