163454
Joke of the Day
"I got my friend a house warming present I got him a bag of logs for his wood burner"
Next Joke
"How did Helen Keller get punished? Her mom rearranged the living room"
"What do you call a band that comes out with a new song 12 times a year? Monthford and Son"
"A friend asked me to rate the movie ""Django"" I gave it a 3/5."
"Looks like the heavy bag of sirloins fell off the top shelf, landing on the butchers head, and killing him. Looks like the steaks *shades* were too high. YEAAHHHHHHHH!!!!"
"Receiving reddit gold was like losing my virginity. I knew it would never happen again."
"What disease do elderly dinosaurs get? Jurassic Parkinsons"
"What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? My ass"
"Her: Ok you hang up. Him: No, you hang up first. Her: No, you first. Him: No, you first. NSA: Both of you hang up."
"Why don't women need umbrellas? Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen."