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Joke of the Day
"I like my tautologies like I like my tautologies."
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"hey boy ;) is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see m- oh, it is a gu- yes i will open the cash register"
"What is donald trumps biggest fear? Mexican ghosts that can walk through walls"
"Found an expired condom. Oh well, still ate it anyway. Hope I don't get sick!"
"Why were the absurdly dressed chickens escorted from the basketball game? Because two flagrant fouls is an automatic ejection."
"I don't understand why my coworkers always complain when I microwave my favorite meal: curry salmon stuffed with burnt popcorn."
"One time, a woman admitted she was wrong, but the government covered it up."
"What do a gay man having sex and a pom pom have in common? They're both poofs on the end of a stick."
"Whats the difference between a bdsm slavegirl, and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking if you slap it."
"DOG BOSS: ur fired ME: wait, is there any way you'll reconsider? DOG BOSS: no ME: u want to go for a ride in the car DOG BOSS: *tilts head*"