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Joke of the Day

"Why were the absurdly dressed chickens escorted from the basketball game? Because two flagrant fouls is an automatic ejection."

"What's the pirate movie rated? PG-13!"

"Are you all right? No.. You are all left Ahah is joke"

"Ever look out the window of a plane and see a huge target on the roof of a Target? Haven't these people ever watched the History Channel?"

"Obama and Bush walk into a bar... ...Clinton ducked."

"What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket? I can't believe someone would stoop so low."

"My dad made this joke after finding out he needed surgery for potential rectal cancer. Well at least no one can call me a complete asshole anymore!"

"choose one to drop: 1. acid 2. bass 3. out of college 4. the assault charges 5. that thun thun thun"

"A dslexic man walked into a bra. His wife's washing was hanging out to dry and he wasn't looking where he was going. The man's dyslexia was admittedly pretty irrelevant to the event."

"If I see someone trying to seize the day, I'll step in and try to save the day."