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Joke of the Day
"I shadowed an opthamolologic surgeon today. The experience was really eye opening."
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"What did the French guy say when he forgot to tell his driver to turn left? Oh, gosh!"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 ganged up with 10 and killed 8 and 9"
"I bet the first thing that happens after you die is you get charged some sort of fee."
"Everything's so politically correct nowadays that you can't even say ""black paint."" Instead you have to say ""Jamaal please paint my fence."""
"""Girls love illegible texts at 3:00am. Trust me."" -Alcohol"
"I once farted in an Apple Store... I once farted in an Apple Store. They got mad at me and I said it's your fault, you don't have windows"
"How to respond when asked if you watched the Super Bowl. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"I know what I am going to name my first yacht Z. I can't wait to be a dad"
"Kids say the darnest things, Said Bill Cosby."