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Joke of the Day

"What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? ""Don't get your sheets dirty!"""

"If my friends circle was a pizza... ...I would be the crust"

"Three old men are walking down the street... The first old man says ""Hey, it's Windy"" The second old man says ""No, Thursday"" The third one says ""I agree, lets go get a beer"""

"How do you break concrete in Doctor Who? With a Captain Jackhammer."

"Me: your freezer went out I had to eat all the ice cream sandwiches Friend: it looks like someone kicked the outlet back into the drywall"

"Twitter. Where people you don't know are better friends than your real friends."

"Dark humor is a lot like cancer Grown ups mainly get it but sometimes kids get it too."

"What does Batman take with his drinks? Just ice"

"Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test? Fred: Yes Mum I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class."

"After 12 years in prison ..... After 12 years in prison, a man finally breaks out. When he gets home, filthy and exhausted, his wife says, ""Where have you been? You escaped eight hours ago!"""