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Joke of the Day

"What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play? ""Don't get your sheets dirty!"""

"Everyone at the office is going crazy because I faxed someone a hot dog"

"What is worse than a worm in a cherry? Half of a worm in half of a cherry."

"*aggressively skips to my Lou*"

"Me and my wife are like Catdog... Inseparable since birth."

"If Rick Ross was Jamaican his slogan would be Bumbuh Rawss (Say it in a Jamaican accent)"

"Cleavage: The best popcorn catcher."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change."

"What did the pedophile write on his Tinder profile? Netflix and Chilldren"

"What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough? ""Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!"""