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Joke of the Day

"BOSS: I don't know if you're the right man for the job BAKER: NO PLEASE *holds up dough* I KNEAD THIS"

"Had a talk with 12. M: Do you know what a period is? 12: Yes, mom, it's the dot at the end of the sentence. M: ... 12: ... M: Good talk"

"Why does santa say ho ho ho? Because three hos are better than one!"

"Why didn't the skeleton go to homecoming? because he had no body to go with"

"A bee jerks off all over some Cheerios. Its Honey Nut."

"It's ironic that my dentist appointment is at 2:30 tomorrow. Because tooth hurty."

"My ex-girlfriend is standing at the opposite end of the museum from me! I want to go say hi but there's just so much history between us."

"It must be really awesome being a baker They make a lotta dough."

"What do you call a Chinese prostitute? Wun Dum Ho"

"""Yo dad, did you know gullible isn't in the dictionary?"" *dad checks & realises his mistake* ""you know what else isn't in here son? Adopted"""