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Joke of the Day

"You know which presidential candidate in 2020 will have the hardest time? Tom Cotton. Having to tell black people to ""Pick Cotton!"" in 2020."

"Why doesn't Batman like going to Robin's house? They don't like rich people in Robin's hood"

"What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WATAAAAAAAAAR"

"What do you call two crows on a branch? Attempted murder."

"What type of car explodes? A Talivan."

"I know the basics of sex... You could say I know the ins and outs."

"Why did the whale have to go see his doctor? His diet was krill-in him."

"A cop stopped a man smoking cannabis while driving The officer asked ""how high are you?"" The man replied ""no officer, its hi how are you"""

"Failed a urine test... took a shit :("

"Can someone wake me up when this nightmare is over? *lies on floor, closes eyes tight* (in customer service line at Walmart)"