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Joke of the Day

"Mom said I could be anything I wanted to be when I grew up. So I became sarcastic."

"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it :D"

"I played a game of poker with a leper. He threw his hand in."

"We should teach North Korea a lesson and send them James Franco."

"So a realtor is passing out information for a house as potential buyers are walking in at an Open House A guy says ""Hey, can I see one of those pamphlets?"" The realtor says ""Brochure"""

"I slept like a log last night. A badger pissed on me."

"I got into a fight with my erection this morning. I beat it single handedly."

"remember when people would choke on cinnamon to entertain the internet"

"What's the difference between men and government bonds? Bonds mature."

"Why did Helen Keller mastutbate with one hand? So she could moan with the other."