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Joke of the Day
"I can cut a piece of wood in half just by looking at it..... It's true, I saw it with my own eyes."
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"To whom do agnostics pray? To whom it may concern."
"Did you hear about the famous musical gay trio? They finally decided on a name: Soh Doh Mi"
"Reminding Dad I'm too old for adoption really bums him out because that was one of his favorite threats when I was growing up"
"Q: Why did the Davidians commit suicide? A: They were trying to keep up with the Joneses."
"Ha - mildly amusing Haha - funny Hahaha - sarcastic laugh Hahahaha - stayin' alive"
"/r/News Pyongyang FIFY"
"If you take longer than 10 seconds at the hand dryer, I will wipe my hands on the back of your shirt."
"Microwaves should have a ""Pfft"" button."
"Wanna hear a joke about Sodium Hybromite? NaBrO"