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Joke of the Day

"Whats the worst part about being a news reporter? The shootings"

"Where do Crows hang out on friday night? The crow bar."

"The last time I checked, I was a weirdo. Let me check again. Yep, still a weirdo."

"I had tears in my eyes when my dad chopped up Onions I loved Onions. He was a great dog."

"There are few problems in life that can't be sorted by slowing down, taking a deep breath, and THEN drawing winged eyeliner on a raccoon."

"The speed at which you walk into the liquor store says a lot about you as a person."

"How did the ancient Greeks seperate the men from the boys? With a crowbar."

"Why do they call the hardest group, ""The Group of Death""? Four rosters of boners & you'd want to die too."

"I slip the nun 30 bucks and real quiet-like ask to see the ""strong orphans."""

"Why cant you email a photo to a Jedi? Because Attachments are forbidden."