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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a racecar driver? A racist"
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"Toilet humor Why was the toilet scared? Because shit was about to go down!"
"(OL) What's the difference between a bucket of poop and a lawyer? A bucket."
"Me: Sorry, my son spilled the water Waiter: No problem, I'll get you a new one Me: [grabbing his arm] Make sure this one likes sports"
"What do you call Christopher Reeve before the accident? Christopher Walken."
"Arent a donut and a danish the same thing? Well they are both synonym rolls!!"
"My computer's RAM isn't that great... ...but it still has faster processing than the DMV."
"If Reese Witherspoon doesn't call her poop ""Reese's Feces"" she's missing out on a clear opportunity to be awesome."
"What's a mathematician's favorite kind of music? Logarithms"
"We found out today how many people it takes to hold me down for a flu shot."