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Joke of the Day
"A skeleton walked into a pub... I'll have a pint and mop."
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"How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them."
"Is knowing of collapse of supermarket in Latvia? Is sad but now has five more potato for all of Latvia."
"How does a woman pick up Donald Trump? With a pooper-scooper."
"""Yeah, you're right, this shit is really hard. You wanna go get a milkshake or something?""-me as a personal trainer"
"Q. ""Why do the commodes in Marine barracks have the cut-out type seats?"" A. ""So that if the seat falls while they're drinking it won't smack them in the back of the head"""
"Sorry I yelled ""chug it"" to your baby, as you were breastfeeding."
"What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? Getting her back into the wheelchair."
"Do you think Hitler got his inspiration from Hansel and Gretel? They did shove a long nosed witch into an oven."
"What did Michael Fox bring to baby Jesus? Parkincense."