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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a helicopter pilot reflects on his life? HINDsight"

"How do you guys think the Germans will do in the Olympics this year? Not too well considering they can't finish a race."

"What idiot called it Canada and not the US of Eh?"

"Farted in front of my Jewish boss today. He wasn't impressed. It's not like a little gas ever killed anyone."

"EA Games and Ubisoft walk into a bar... Act now and for just $49.99 you too can experience the intensity and originality of this punchline!"

"Dear Muslim refugees: just pretend to be Christian. That's what most Christians do anyways."

"If I had a dollar for every time someone complimented my hair I'd be making money in a really weird way"

"how do you start a rave in Ethiopia? you put a piece of bread on the ceiling"

"We were so high at the movies that I tried find my seatbelt and my friend helped me look for it."

"How do you get an emo out of a tree? Cut the rope imsosorry:("