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Joke of the Day

"Boyfriend: you want to go see the new Star Wars? Me: I LOVE STAR WARS BF: which was your fav Me: duh, Sorcerer's Stone"

"My doctor told me I am anorexic Now I have that to deal with on top of being fat"

"LPT: Take your garbage can to the supermarket with you so you can see which items you've recently ran out of."

"What happens when you find bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."

"Why did the bride and groom get married in a hot tub? So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet."

"What did Spock find in the toilet? Captain's log."

"Hey you know how people say they hate math because it doesn't make sense? I think that is unfair because math loves them. The problem is that math shows its love by playing hard to get."

"How do you find will smith in a snowstorm? You look for fresh prints"

"What kind of shoes do ninjas use? Sneakers."

"What goes up and never comes down in college your debt"