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Joke of the Day

"Boyfriend: you want to go see the new Star Wars? Me: I LOVE STAR WARS BF: which was your fav Me: duh, Sorcerer's Stone"

"What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? Dam!"

"What do Child predators use to get dry skin off of their feet? A Pedofile"

"I like to pretend I'm on ""American Idol"" by holding a piece of paper with a number on it and running out of a room like an idiot."

"What do you call it when your having sex with a smart girl? Being in-genious"

"Carp we hit an iceberg! What am I herring? This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me? You're so shellfish Fin"

"While it's true that ""ain't NOTHIN' wrong"" with my neighbor Karen's tits, I understand that I don't need to notify her each morning."

"Why is sex like snow? Because you never know how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.."

"Somebody PLEASE come to my house and plug the power cord into my laptop."

"I was going through my nieces socks and underwear. It got awkward when she started giggling"