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Joke of the Day

"Do you know how to save a Muslim from drowning ? Click if you don't know the answer . That's good :) . // you can replace muslim by anything , it is a racist JOKE //"

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"My house is really small until I can't find my phone."
"Why did Hitler fail math? He couldn't reach the final solution."
"*ransom note on gun* [1 million dollars by Friday or I shoot your daughter. No exceptions] [ps please mail gun back it's my only one]"
"What fabric is worn in Soviet Russia? Linen"
"Apparently ""I'll break your god damn legs"" isn't the problem solving skills that employers are looking for, at least according to HR anyway."
"""Do you ever get the feeling you're being watched?"" [from the bushes] ""No"""
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