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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that Truett Cathy, Founder of Chick-fil-A, wanted a CFA sandwich for his last meal? Unfortunately, he died on a Sunday."

"I had to do a problem involving air resistance for my physics homework this week. It was a huge drag."

"Whenever I go home from work... Have to make sure to leave an hour to sober up!"

"What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked? A seatbelt"

"The biggest thing I've learned at art school is the art of disappointing my father."

"Why does the snoop dog bring an umbrella? For the drizzle"

"Did you know you can use voice-to-text on Twitter so this tweet came from my mouth and also stop staring at me people on this bus."

"Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink? Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :)."

"Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre."

"Wanted to respond with ""Perfect!"" but accidentally sent ""Pervert!"" That's my cue to leave. And sorry, Steve, you're probably not a pervert."