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Joke of the Day
"What are you going to do for a face? When the monkey wants its bum back? :D"
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"I am a Amish man with no access to the internet, AMA Did you even read the title?"
"No thanks, body wraps. If I believed magic would make me thinner, I'd eat a wizard."
"What languages do pigs speak Porktuguese"
"What do you call a girl who hunts owls? A hooters shooter girl"
"Broke my good sunglasses... But instead of buying new ones, I'm just gonna put Trump pictures where the lenses used to be. He seems to be far more polarizing than my Costas ever were."
"If y is dependent upon x, that means y is determined by x. So we could call y the determinant. If that's true, then we can call x Arnold... because it's de-terminator. Heh."
"Big shoutout to my great grandmother She can't hear me otherwise"
"There are three kinds of people in this world.... Ones that can count and ones that can't"
"Daddy, why is grandma so bitter? I don't know, son; seems to run in the family. Your great uncle tasted awful"