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Joke of the Day
"What is Lionel Messi's favorite soft drink? Si, era Missed"
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"Give me a compliment. A woman looks into the mirror and says to her husband: ""I feel fat, old and ugly, give me a compliment"". The man replies: ""Your eyes are still working great""."
"A man walks into a bar....... Says 'ouch'"
"How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the living room furniture."
"Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for? A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'"
"Who's the world's greatest underwater spy? Pond. James Pond."
"A good surprise is like an invisible penis... ... you never see it coming."
"They say I can take the catheter out next week. And no, I'll never piss on an electric fence again"
"Neighbors having their yearly Xmas party. Not invited again. So don't tell me the screaming drunken outdoor fights don't pay off."
"Just been chatting to my neighbour's teenage daughter and it turns out she's really into UFOs and aliens. Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted."