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Joke of the Day

"Next time you see someone you don't like, begin conversation with ""I see the assassins have failed."""

"I pulled my wife's panties to the side.......then put the rest of her socks in the drawer."

"My wife has disappeared... She's been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So I went down to Goodwill and got all her clothes back."

"What does James Bond say after a heavy workout? I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred."

"Son, your mom and I have been fighting a lot lately and we have decided that *dad piledrives mom into the coffee table* we're gonna go pro."

"What does an old lady's pussy taste like? Depends."

"A group of musicians walk into an Italian restaurant. The host says ""I am a sorry. We a cannot a serve you. You are a band."""

"Which country has the highest number of foolish people? Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish"

"What does racist matthew mcconaughey say? alt-right, alt-right, alt-right"

"My OC Comic ""Punguins"" tell me what you think! http://penguinproductions.org/comics?id=1"