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Joke of the Day
"What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you."
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"What do you call the English Toad Prize giving cermony ? The Brit Awarts !"
"So I just flew in from Cleveland And boy are my arms tired."
"What do you call the process of creatively making drip coffee? Arts and carafes."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chad ! Chad who? Chad to make your acquaintance !"
"Kardashian How many Kardashians does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They just hold it up because the world revolves around them."
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste."
"Q: What's gray and comes in pints? A: An elephant."
"Science question: can somebody please explain how tiny, tiny swimsuits make Olympians dive better?"
"Mickey Mouse goes to divorce court to divorce Minnie... The Judge says ""so you want to Divorce your wife because she's crazy?"" Mickey replies ""No, what I said was She's F&#@ing Goofy."""