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Joke of the Day
"What did the termite say to the chair? .... It was nice knawing you."
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"What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long? Polaroids! I'm so bored..."
"A ginger wanted to join the Jazz band... But he didn't have enough soul."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chile ! Chile who? Chile out tonight !"
"My 6-year-old walked into the room and said, ""Don't worry, Dad. I'm OK."" Time to search the house for whatever she destroyed."
"What do you call a journalist in Russia? An ambulance."
"I don't need stress management, I just need less stress to manage."
"you met the short guy who came out of the cupboard? that was a low blow"
"What is another way of 'saying caught between a rock and a hard place'? Having a threesome with Dwayne Johnson"
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in the fruit salad."