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Joke of the Day

"I got fired today for arranging the vegetables in a sexually suggestive way Apparently that's ""unacceptable behavior for a special needs teacher""."

"There is absolutely nothing wrong with yelling ""I HAVE THE POWEEER!"" like He-Man after cooking an omelette that doesnt stick to the pan."

"Why do they say ""break a leg !"" to actors ? If you said ""tear an ACL !"" to a star athlete, you'd be shot on the spot."

"I have a friend named Free Bird He gets lost at concerts."

"How do you call the mexican who lost it car? Carlos"

"What does a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one."

"Not so funny short joke What is the difference between falling from the 1st floor and from the 10th floor? 1st floor : Splat, aaaaaahhh 10th floor: aaaaahhhh, Splat"

"I give this cheese an ""A"" I grated it myself"

"Why did Hitler invade Poland? To get to the other side."

"Periodic joke Do you have any Nitrogen Monoxide jokes? NO"