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Joke of the Day

"I think ""So do you come here often?"" is a valid pick-up line. I don't want a girl who's drinking 7 martinis everyday."

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"Why's the sink depressed? It's been feeling drained"
"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. No YOU'VE been drinking."
"What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? White Vans. I'll be here all week."
"Why don't black people dream? The last person that said ""i had a dream"" got shot"
"What do you call a corny joke? A maize zing!!!"
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist says, ""Well I can clearly see you're nuts."""
"My kids can be difficult sometimes, but my mom always assures me that I deserve it."
"Why did the lights go out? Because they liked each other."