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Joke of the Day
"What's the number one comeback on r/Jokes? Riposte."
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"It might be hard for your audience to link them together. Coming up with Zelda jokes can be difucult, but you shouldn't try to force it."
"I made a list of my favorite asses... It's a big ass list."
"What's the shortest joke you know/can come up with? Here's mine: Women are more holy than men."
"New information has come into my possession that reveals a significant percentage of you are full of shit."
"I don't understand why the Lions and Vikings get to play on thanksgiving. Shouldn't the Patriots play the Redskins, and then steal their stadium?"
"If you Google ""lost mediaeval servant boy"" You get ""This page cannot be found""."
"Scientists say men think about sex every 8 seconds... ...that's why I can eat a hot-dog in 7"
"Don't trust atoms. Seriously, don't. They make up everything."