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Joke of the Day
"Scientists say men think about sex every 8 seconds... ...that's why I can eat a hot-dog in 7"
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"April showers bring May flowers Mayflowers bring Smallpox."
"WHAT DO WE WANT? A NAP!! THEN WHY ARE WE YELLING?"
"TIFU by being King of the jungle. I am Lion. lololol"
"Confucius says: Man who run behind car will get exhausted but man who runs in front of car will get tyred."
"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but can't run!"
"What do you call two Mexicans on the back of a firetruck? Jose and Hose B"
"What do you do you with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."
"Two condoms walk by a gay bar . . . . . . one looks to the other and says, ""Hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""
"""This is the one I use for wiping"" - Handshakes"