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Joke of the Day
"S&M My wife and I are into S&M. She goes to Sleep, I Masturbate."
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"What is the Difference Between Your Nearest Bus Station and a Crab With a Boob Job? One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean."
"I bought a Chris Brown's greatest hits album. It was just a bunch of Rihanna songs."
"Why did they let the chicken join the band? Because he brought his own drumsticks"
"Coffee so strong, it still works even though you've disabled java."
"You should really take it easy on pedophiles... they have a hard enough time fitting in."
"Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton were playing chess... The comedy practically writes itself."
"What's up? the ceiling"
"Been in an accident? Know someone who's been in an accident? If not, call us & we'll come push you down the stairs or something."
"I bought a book about addiction I've read it 50 times and it still hasn't helped."