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Joke of the Day
"People from the UK have been exercising more. They've lost a few pounds."
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"You can tell Monopoly's an old game because there's a luxury tax and rich people can go to jail."
"We've replaced the names of the foreign countries & leaders in Trump's speech with the names of IKEA furniture. Let's see if he notices"
"I tried to make a joke about unemployed people... But none of them work."
"My dad was a construction site thief When I got home all the signs were there."
"Does Batman make this look bad? [http://i.imgur.com/aNurRdN.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/aNurRdN.jpg) I personally think it's funny, but it is pretty fucked up."
"Do you know what really bugs me? Discreetly placed microphones."
"What did the slug say to the snail? Would you like a copy of the big issue?"
"What is it called when two birds kiss? A Peck."
"I'm allergic to bears. One bear bite & it's straight to the ER for me."