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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Texan afraid of the clock? Because it reminded him that time was moving forward."
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"When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams."
"Love will tear us apart. Also, bears, wolves and some other woodland creatures."
"Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw ""911"" on the back and thought it was a Porsche."
"I want to start a summer program for kids with A.D.D. I call it ""Concentration Camp"""
"To all the Republicans who might be mad if Trump loses... remember.... Hiter wasn't elected either! jk Trump2016!"
"What do you call 9 idiots who laugh at repetitive joke? 9gag"
"Reddit servers"
"I like my women like I like my coffee, Not-tea"
"What do you call a sad hat? A sombre-ero!"