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Joke of the Day

"Trump worked his way up from nothing. He's going to give every American the same 1 million dollars he started with. That's all you need."

"Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it."

"what does the Bible say about faking your own death to get out of jury duty"

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. So is marriage."

"Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass afterdrinking too much. Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made ofhimself."

"Did you hear about the dog-walker that went missing? Police say they are following a few leads."

"Here's an example of a cliffhanger"

"How to break into comedy Crack a joke"

"My math teacher asked ""should we trust a radical?"" I said no, they ain't safe around planes."

"Why not just say you're feeling thargic, don't be all French about it"