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Joke of the Day

"Bowling is my favorite sport because you don't have to run and there's beer five feet away."

"Never Drink Alone Thats why I Skype with people when I'm drinking."

"Paddy and Murphy find a mirror. Paddy picks it up, has a look and says to Murphy "" that bloke looks really familiar "". Murphy grabs it off him "" Its me you idiot """

"What's the purpose of propellers on a plane? To keep the captain cool. If they stop spinning, he starts to sweat."

"What's the difference between your job and your wife? Nobody does your job for you when you're out"

"Did I tell you I bought a sports car? It wasn't very good though, I beat it in every sport I played against it"

"Amnesia I was going to tell a joke about amnesia, but I forgot what it was."

"What do you call a waterfall that flows upwards? Viagra falls!"

"What is the only type of folder that can make you sick? Salmon Manilla"

"I've had second thoughts about masturbation... On one hand, it feels great. On the other hand, you don't feel a thing."