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Joke of the Day

"A pair of jumper cables goes into a bar After requesting a drink, the bartender says, ""OK... but just don't start anything."""

"a blonde and an african walked into a bar, the african said he did a lot of hardwork to come to the states the blonde agreed!!"

"Q: What do you call the Association of Blood Donors? A: The IV League."

"Why didn't the insomniac attend his uncle's funeral? he's not a mourning person"

"Little kids be trippin'."

"I gotta hand it to Stephen Hawking because he can't catch."

"When someone asks you if you've met their kids... ... it turns out that the proper reply is NOT ""Yes, heheh."""

"I love to hold my wife's hand when we are out. If I let go, she shops."

"""Hey, if you're not gonna buy something, get the hell outta my store!"" (Unsupported Browser)"

"Obama played the race card, Hillary played the gender card But America played the Trump Card"