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Joke of the Day

"When someone asks you if you've met their kids... ... it turns out that the proper reply is NOT ""Yes, heheh."""

"I enjoy visiting countries where I don't speak the language because it requires zero effort to tune out everyone around me."

"What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant? ""el' if I know."""

"One morning, the CEO of an airline company asked his chief procurement officer: -- So, what's the deal with airline food?"

"I made a belt, entirely composed of watches It was a waist of time"

"How many bros does it take to change a light bulb? None. They prefer Natural Light."

"What kind of music do chiropractors listen to? Hip-pop."

"Golfer: ""This golf is a funny game."" Caddy: ""It's not supposed to be."""

"My pants are so tight I'm legitimately afraid they won't fit if I miss a day of shaving my legs."

"A priest, black man, and a Jew walk into a bar And the bartender says ""What is this a joke?"""