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Joke of the Day

"What did the redditor say to the repost? Upvote!"

"Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics? Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here."

"I tried taking Viagara the other day... I must not have swallowed it fast enough, because man oh man was my neck stiff!"

"What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa? A change of pace."

"Statistically 6 out of 7 Dwarfs are not Happy."

"What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !"

"I was doing a crossword and asked my Jamaican friend for help I asked him, ""Hey, what's a 10 letter word for colossal or huge?"" He said, ""Monumental!"" I replied, ""No, I'm not."""

"When my boss is in town, I set out pictures of kids on my desk. They aren't my kids but he'd never fire a Mom of seven, right?"

"What's the difference between racism and chinese people? Racism has many faces."

"I went to zoo and all they had was a dog It was a shit-zoo"