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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair ? Lily !"
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"Shot my first turkey today. Scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen foods section."
"What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson fucks little boys"
"I wish I knew before the wedding, That my marriage license had an expiry date."
"They called it Twitter because Everybody Poops was taken."
"I am a Buddhist atheist, I hope I'm reincarnated as a atheist Buddhist."
"How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, that's a Mexican's job."
"I have a love/hate relationship with going to extremes."
"9/10 people think that mobbing at work is okay..."
"I saw leaked footage of Finding Dory yesterday Bruce the shark is now called Caitlyn."