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Joke of the Day

"Le Jesus Joke What is the difference between white Jesus and black Jesus... Black Jesus didn't pay for his sins :3"

"A girl on Facebook says it's officially too cold to go outside. Thank you for your official confirmation, Madison, I will remain indoors."

"What do you call it when a crow throws a party and no one shows up? An attempted murder."

"Who proofread Hitler's speeches? A grammar nazi"

"Bartender: What can I get you, gorgeous? Me: The blood of all my enemies. Bartender: Me: Bartender: Me: Miller Light"

"So where do you see yourself in 5 years? How am I supposed to know, I don't have 2020 vision!"

"[Last Supper] Jesus:""We need 13 chairs please"" Judas:""But chairs don't fall into common usage until the 16th century AD"" Jesus:""AD?"""

"I used to be a halogen Then I took a proton to the Ne."

"What is the dankest kind of pizza? Pepe-roni"

"What did the mailman ask his girlfriend? Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)"