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Joke of the Day
"Never be ashamed of yourself. That's your parents job."
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"How do you sink a polish ship? you put it in the water"
"For the last time I said CAULK, I need black CAULK. This isn't funny, what isle is it in"
"Son: ""Mom, Dad.. I'm gay"" Mom: *staring at dad Dad: ...*clenches fists Mom: ...don't! Dad: *sweats profusely Mom: Dad: HI GAY, IM DAD Kudos to @Lerky on Twitter"
"What do you get if you cross a Phyllis with a Christine? A Philistine with two mommies ..."
"I watched a comedian called Paul Jones the other day. He was Appauling!"
"How do you kill a circus troupe? Go for the juggler."
"How do you break a Polish man's finger? Punch him in the nose."
"Being a father is the single greatest feeling on earth. Not including those wonderful years I spent without a child, of course."
"Whenever I leave a fancy restaurant I tell the people coming in ""I recommend the squirrel""."