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Joke of the Day
"I've got a friend who's a psychopath and he's got a brilliant sense of humour. He kills me!"
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"What do programmers hate more than fat women? Fat fingers"
"If someone tells you they don't like some particular word, do not torment them with it. To do so is totally moist."
"I don't know what it means to ""find your better half"" but I hope my better half is a robot so that I can be half human half robot."
"So a Saudi guy says to his American friend, ""In my country women can't drive"". The American says, ""I'm not surprised. They can't drive in my country either."""
"Toilet stolen from police station Cops have nothing to go on."
"Teacher: ""Sam what is the outside of a tree called?"" Sam: ""I don't know."" Teacher: ""Bark Sam bark."" Sam: ""Bow wow wow!"""
"Where does a hedge knight invest his money? In a hedge fund"
"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you Pull the pin out and throw it back"
"What do you get when you cross a Star Wars ship with math? A Pi fighter"