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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to the new Tom Cruise movie at midnight. Seeing it on the Edge of Tomorrow."
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"What did the little Chinese boy get for Christmas? Rice."
"Friends wave red flags when you have a bad idea. Real friends pick up a camera."
"Damn it's so cold out i saw woman in two pairs of pajamas at walmart"
"Why should you never trust a one armed philosophy professor? He never mentions ""on the other hand"""
"A grate dad! Dad, how does it feels to have the most beautiful son in the world? I do not know son, ask your grandfather."
"What do you call an Asian prize fighter who's dad has a serious case of diarrhea? A slap happy jappy with a crap happy pappy"
"I think my neighbor makes tennis supplies for the very tall... Because every night I can hear him making a giant racket."
"What do you call a pair of nervous wigwams? Too tense."
"My kleptomania has always been a challenge, but stealing from this bakery really takes the cake."