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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump always looks like he's trying to apply lip gloss in a rear view mirror."
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"What do you call a dirty Jew? Alive."
"As an African-American, Iam shocked at how many black holidays we have here. We have Black Friday, Black history month, whenever a Tyler Perry movie comes out, etc"
"Wanna hear a joke? My social life."
"Why did Marie from Everybody Loves Raymond never get a divorce? She didn't want an ex Ray Edit: I meant debra"
"A guy calls 911 Guy: *calls 911* Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Guy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Guy: The ugly one is winning."
"What do you call a group of Indians? A Paki"
"Don't have phone sex You might get hearing aids."
"There is a band called 1023 MB. They haven't had any gigs yet though."
"""Mommy, why do I have black skin and you have white skin?"" ""Honey, when I think back to that night, you're lucky you don't bark."""