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"Yo dawg, we heard you like Batman So we killed your parents"

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"Whats a word that white people can call white people but black people cannot call black people? Dad."
"What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon? dis counts!!"
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"POP RACIST MATH PROBLEM QUIZ! Jamal has $600 rims on his car. He's traveling at 45 mph. How many children does Jamal have? show your work."
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"Windows 9 Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9? Because Windows 7 8 9."