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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I wish I was a dinosaur, but then I remember they didn't have nipples."
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"What hurts more; giving birth or being kicked in the balls? A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed."
"What was the first porn movie about Rappers called? Lewdicrous"
"I made three snow angels the other day. I skidded on the ice and took out three pedestrians."
"An Irishman walks out of a bar. Badum, ssssshhhhhhh"
"Funniest Joke Ever... What do you call a crazy introvert?..............A walnut. *crickets* Thank you, thank you."
"Why can't two Asians have a white baby? Because two wongs don't make a white"
"Don't like tipping bathroom attendants for merely handing me a towel. Maybe if he performed a service like wiping my ass I'd consider it."
"What is a stone's favourite Robbie Williams song? *Rock* DJ."
"Q: How does Bill keep Gennifer Flowers away from the White House? A: He keeps offering to send Ted Kennedy over to give her a ride."