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Joke of the Day

"(Job Interview) Interviewer: So, tell me about yourself. Me: I'm unemployed. I: How about something personal? Me: Personally I need a job."

"Hire The Pretty Blonde"

"I lied and told someone, ""I can't go to your party I have diarrhea."" I actually do have diarrhea but historically that hasn't stopped me"

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Sumo Barbie ...comes with thong"

"""I think we should stab other people."" - Masochists breaking up"

"My office password's been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."

"What did the welshman do... ...when his girlfriend asked him how many sexual partners he'd had? Fell Asleep"

"Why do the Scots wear kilts? Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."

"All women say they just want to meet someone with a sense of humor - From what I can tell, Rich guys are fucking hilarious-"

"Want to know a Harry Potter riddle? Tom Marvolo"