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Joke of the Day

"All women say they just want to meet someone with a sense of humor - From what I can tell, Rich guys are fucking hilarious-"

"Did you hear about the man who died of a viagra overdose? They couldn't close his coffin."

"A man has started a business in Afghanistan. He's selling landmines that look like prayer mats... Prophets are going through the roof."

"""if inventimg a machine that alows man to soar through the air is wrong, i dont want to be Wright"" - Wright brother, invemtor of airplabe"

"I came up with an in-depth, comprehensive list of films that are just like real life"

"Waiter, there's an I in my team"

"Oh no sir, that shark wasn't attacking me, my wife was yelling at me from the shore so I was just trying to swim into his mouth."

"Chemistry One Liner I'd love to tell you a chemistry joke, but I heard they were argon. As seen on a bridge at my local university."

"Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions."

"What did it mean when they found bones on the moon? The cow didn't make it."