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Joke of the Day
"Want to know a Harry Potter riddle? Tom Marvolo"
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"I just want to be fit enough to reach into my glove compartment, without crying."
"What song title is best used to describe the France terrorist attack? Niggas In Paris"
"Animals are better than people because they can't talk"
"My friend phoned me up at three in the morning. He said, ""Can you pick me up from the bar?"" I said, ""No mate, my arms aren't that long."""
"What's a 6.9 A good time ruined by the period?"
"It's hard to tell a joke to Thieves... They always take things, literally."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastards."
"Sushi A and Sushi B Q: What did Sushi A say to Sushi B? A: WASSUP B?"
"The TSA agent who runs the x-ray machine just told me ""Nice penis."" Thank you, Al Qaeda!"