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Joke of the Day
"Want to know a Harry Potter riddle? Tom Marvolo"
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"Han and Leia never planned on having a baby. They decided their form of birth control would be the pull-out method. But Han shot first."
"What did the bear say to her date? ""I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"""
"This is Bill Bill has a wife Bill isn't scared of his wife & says what he wants when he.. This is Bill's wife Bill is no longer available"
"Thieves broke into my house and stole everything except my soap. Dirty bastards."
"What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes? Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA"
"What can you tell about a guy who's always masturbating? That he's the son of one Mr. and Mrs. Bating. Please don't kill me."
"Do you know why Parisians only have a single egg for breakfast? Because in France one egg is un uf."
"I miss my dog so much since he died, I just paid a homeless guy to come over and take a shit on my kitchen floor and then eat it."
"Funny Pick up line... Add more plz -Whilst sitting in a nice car- ...hey baby want a ride in my ex wife's life insurance. ~~~~~~~"