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Joke of the Day
"A cow fell off a truck in Russia Apparently he hadn't been Put in properly."
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"Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble."
"My math professor had to go into rehab yesterday. He had sum problems."
"What did the gaysian give his buddy? A bro-job."
"How do blind skydivers know when to pull the cord? ..The leash goes slack"
"Picketing Prostitutes What did the picketing prostitutes chant? ""Hell no, we won't blow!"""
"How do Helen Keller's parents punish her? They leave the plunger in the toilet."
"Never judge Darth Vader's parenting abilities harshly when we live in a world where Toddlers In Tiaras exists."
"""BUT WE'RE DATING!"" the blonde screams, ""I'M YOUR GIRLFRIEND."" ""You were"" Hefner chuckles. ""Now you're just some bunny that I used to know."""
"""Lie flat on your backs class and circle your feet in the air as if you were riding your bikes"" said the gym teacher. ""Fred! What are you doing? Move your feet boy."" ""I'm freewheeling sir."""